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The wisdom of Days of Yore can be pretty odd when taken out of context. Actually, it's pretty weird in context too. Anyway, here for your perusal is a bunch of ads, textbook articles and other goodies to help you remember those bygone days.
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Brass and Copper
Are you in control?
Glands in this Family
Slavery!
Going Steady
Rust-proof corset
No admittance to Germs
Freckle removal
Mouth Breathers
oral hygiene
Honeymoon mood
Hair clinic
Handkerchiefs are awesome
Teaching the Truth
Dinner Diva
Poor Work Attitude
Toaster
Thermometers
Are you Suitably Dressed?
how to grow babies
She Shall Have Music
Salad Slander
Pipe Appeal
Steak
Eating Candy Makes you... Skinny!
Add Some Stuff if you want to
Heading
Beautiful white space
You are the Cat's Pajamas and/or bee's knees
Golly gee whillikers!
Beat me daddy, 8 to the bar!
Su madre
Your Mom.
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!
I Like Ike
Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me
I'll be with you in apple blossom time
Happy Birthday or some shit!
Hell is for Children
I -heart- antibiotics
Have a very merry un-birthday
It's beginning to look a lot like Kwanzaa!
Ich bin ein Berliner
Does Not Compute
Signature
Nothing
Whatever,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Bite me,
FOAD,
Word.
Vaya Con Dios,
Peace out, yo.
May the force be with you,
Happy trails,
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KKK rally
spilt anti-freeze
mild jaundice
Pride parade
caterpillar guts
slight pollution problem
absense of light
tarp
Make a cheesy MIDI file play in the background!
Silence
Whip It (Devo)
Head Like a Hole (NIN)
Mr. Self Destruct (NIN)
Closer (NIN)
Rape Me (Nirvana)
Golden Girls (tv theme)
Come As You Are (Nirvana)
Doctor! Doctor! (Thompson Twins)
Sister Christian (Night Ranger)
Cum On Feel the Noize (Quiet Riot version)
How Soon Is Now (Smiths)
Du Hast (Rammstein)
Round and Round (Ratt)
Once in a Lifetime (Talking Heads)
In a Big Country (Big Country)
Sunday Bloody Sunday (U2)
U Can't Touch This (MC Hamma)
Send Lawyers, Guns & Money (W. Zevon)
Werewolves of London (W. Zevon)
The Shiznit (Snoop Dogg)
Nothin' But a G Thang (Dre)
Waiting Room (Fugazi)
Champagne Supernova (Oasis)
When Doves Cry (Prince)
Livin' La Vida Loca (R. Martin)
Wannabe (Spice Girls)
Just Like Heaven (Cure)
Shaft theme (Isaac Hayes)
Jane Says (Jane's Addiction)
Don't Fear the Reaper (BOC)
X-Files (tv theme)
Rooster (Alice in chains)
Waiting Room (Fugazi)
Ride the Lightning (Metallica)
Star Trek (tv theme)
Rock and Roll All Nite (KISS)
I Touch Myself (Divinyls)
Antichrist Superstar (M. Manson)
Dope Show (M. Manson)
Coma White (M. Manson)
Loser (Beck)
Heat of the Moment (Asia)
Kung Fu Fighting (Carl Douglas)
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